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Chapter 6: Pardon me Roy is that the Chattanooga choo choo |
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Written by Tim Folland
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Sunday, 11 February 2007 |
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Chapter 6: Pardon me Roy is that the Chattanooga choo choo
Current mood:  bouncy
Ok drunkards and dip shits get your underwears off your Swilly heads this SKID ROW party is skiding to a hault. We officially closed the swill slop shop yesterday at midnight with a last call for alcohol that lasted 40 days and 40 nights. Just long enough to trick the bar flies into drinking tap water, thinking it was free shots of VODLKA. Now watch your step and your wallet because here wee wee go down the drain into the depths of dukie and disgust. As we speak what was once know as Swill Hole is creeping down the Umass pipes and into the sewers of Amherst,MA. Watch out La la land here we come . Cold night sweating and room spinning where we will up-chucked next no one knows. So clog yur pipes with cement and steal so you wont be next, and rest easy through the holiday season, knowing the only green and red intruder baring gifts will be Mr. Clause and not a stop and go Swill nightmare. Grab a hold of your minds and rip them from the gutter its time to get back to the tame and lame reality of those who know not how to ROCK. The Swill Hole can no longer protect you the Swill Shield is on vacation, and BAFF fucin humberger for that. See you all on the slippery flippery side. Catch yall later alligator. And till our paths meet again. See you when I see you. Not if I see you first. Da da da… da da da…
THE SWILL HOLE READING LIST:
How to Draw the Human Figure by JohnR. Grabach Mission Success! By Og Mandino Grand Scam by Richard Lipez and Peter Stein The Clan of the Cave Bear by Jean M. Auel The Boy Who could enter Paintings by Herb Valen A Concise Histroy of Painting from Giotto to Cezanne by Michael Levey Common Sense in POKER by Irwin Steig Getting Organized by Anonymous
DARK SIDE OF the Swill Moon. When the Lights go out the creatures of Swill Hole go Berserk......
We filmed and we filmed some more.
Wine maker no giver no good taker.
DB in real trouble here last call give me one of everything.
Be on the outy lu- SWILL HOLE the video will be out in SPRING 2007
SEe yur next time Swillers......
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