Chapter 4: Opening day for the 2006 pizza box rat races
Current mood: blah

We opened the swillery and made a little swaggering room for all you sillyswills to check out the set for swill hole. The air was thick with first time swillers. The cheeses were ripe and we gave the cage a good shake and a run for its money. So if you weren't there that's your tough luck and if you were your probably trying hard to forget what you saw. Between now and December 2-3 2006 I will be putting the finishing touches on the nightmare lair of the swill hole and trying to get this pigh stye ready to be filmed. Be on the look out for updates during the filming, we will be giving you insider info on the making of Swill Hole as we make it. Shovel hovel hole ho ho hoddies onward and beyond the reaches of mere humans.

Rambo is the heart of swill hole. This top of the line command center is a special order hybrid between a death cage match and a kids kool aid stand.

DB and the missterous lady p. Not sure how this night turned out for these love birds.

The missterous lady P looking for a cup of jo for DB. She thought it might sober him up before he drove her home? Yeah good thinking Lady P.  DB had a wonder-vull night. Everyone kept buying him drinks at the free bar, and you know DB he can never turn down free shit. That is of course how we put the swill back in swill hole.

 

Lay yur money down down down. Stack that cheese. The rat races is a place of High steak  hustlers and Small time G's, so welcome to the jungle baby, and please please don't leave. Pick the thinnest of the fat rats the race is about to begin.