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SWILL HOLE BLOG Chapter 3: What would ya do with a drunken sailor?

Written by Tim Folland

Sunday, 04 February 2007

Chapter 3: What would ya do with a drunken sailor?
Current mood: Drunk dumb and swaggering

Swill Hole Opens Tonight!!!

Umass Amherst Hampden Gallery Incubator Space from 5-7pm

http://www.umass.edu/fac/calendar/hampden/events/TimFolland1.html

The Good news is DB(Drinking Buddy ) got a much needed lonfg awaited bath. The bad news is that he invited his notoriously swillhoundly skanky friend the dirty turkey to join him. Well so much for that idea. These guys just got equally skiddy marked, they basicly leveled the stench between them. Share the wealth right?In the proud and enlightened words of the great DB"nothing like splitting a fifth and dividing the filth at the end of a long night."

As we speak the swill in this place is getting more an more powerful my friend, and though i would like to say i see the light at the end of the tunnel and that the swill will stop I think it shall not. But there are benies to a life of swill, swallor, swag an switch blade life stye living. Here they are in order of importance A. swill hole never has to clean his room. B. Swill hole doesnt have to buy a trash can. C. swill hole doesnt have to look for trouble it is trouble.

Oh oh oh shit anxiety attack. That fuckin coffee is wayywaywaayy to strong. The mean jojo green machine is being fine tuned and for now well just have to suffer heart attacks and heartburn,over doses of sweaty palms and bugged out eyes. So bring your tums cotton gloves and eye patches for now. Free Cpr training on real victms this month only!!!

Ok so the swill hole is having an open house tonight. This is one of the only times during the month that you will actually be able to swill in the holeness of Swill Hole. So come on out and see for yourself the mess we call home.

DB and dirty turkey in the mens bathhouse. If you are looking for dirty bird he is in the koala bear hip sack around DB's waist. Hes a redhead.

You gotta keep up dear boy this ant no joke we get down to swill bussiness and the business is good. So grab yer hip boots and panty hose,we got swag to burn and rotting slime to find.

We here at Café Swill take our coffee seriously and select only the darkest dankest beans for our brews come on down and try a sip o two our coffee will make you pee your pants. .

The Mean jojo green added a new trap door this secret entrance to Café Swill was designed to keep café secretes safe. The door can only be unlocked by a knocky, knocky. A complex security system for a café I know but the recipe for a perfect coffee is invaluable. Also note worthy of the mean jo green machine is its interesting and poisonous color scheme. The paintor used all seven deadly shades of swill green to decorate and camouflage the cafés interior and exterior. This horrid and off color paint job made swill café virtually impossible to find even if you are standing inside. The only way you'll know if you are inside is if you're pukin yor guts out.