I'm a visual thief. Artistic criminal. I steal images. I break copyright laws. I plagiarize and appriopriate. I "copy" and "paste". I deconstuct, reconstruct, recontextualize, juxtopose the pilferered material. I mix and remix, morph and reproduce. I displace meaning. I reuse and recycle. I confuse, obfuscate, stretch the truth and invent lies. I'm a parasite that feeds on a corpse of (post)modern culture. I'm doing this because I have nothing original to say. I feed on stories of others.

 I'm a subversively decadent postmodernist with a healthy dose of nihilism inspired by Dada, basking in a glow of TV screen.